aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 7, 2012 - 4:31pm
I got pics of jfdiaz's junk that I am willing to sell for a buck fifty....per inch! So three dollars total.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyFebruary 7, 2012 - 4:45pm
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 7, 2012 - 4:46pm
^^ burn ^^ haha
Okay, the secret
to a delicious baked 'fried' chicken is to use panko bread crumbs and crushed up french fried onions to coat it with. It's crispy and yummy!
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyFebruary 7, 2012 - 4:50pm
No lemon zest?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 7, 2012 - 5:04pm
Nope! Maybe some pepper. But beware of the salt, because the french friend onions are pretty salty all on their own.
I feel like that was a good secret.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 7, 2012 - 7:25pm
@ Alien: Make it two bucks an inch, you'll get your three dollars then. Maybe you would like to also put out their that I'm still a virgin too?
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 7, 2012 - 8:14pm
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 7, 2012 - 8:40pm
jfdiaz--you are so not a virgin? ARE YOU?
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 7, 2012 - 8:42pm
okay, I'll be nice. Ten bucks an inch so I can make a good 100 dollars.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 7, 2012 - 8:47pm
Alien, I am a virgin. Just ask my ex-wife. Don't ever be nice for me. The meaner the better. It makes life interesting. I'll let you know if you cross the double yellow line.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 7, 2012 - 8:57pm
Well, I didn't know if you were one of those weird people who waited until marriage. I forgot you were married. If I haven't crossed the double yellow line by now then I should be fine.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 7, 2012 - 9:28pm
Alien you are rookie status compared to the hell I've been through. But no, I'm not like Tebow. I think I've been with maybe two or three women. The rest were girls.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 8, 2012 - 12:30am
Oh, you mean my insults are like fine wine? 2 or 3 women, the rest were girls...I'm not sure what that means unless it was a confession to having sex with underage girls in which I am reporting this conversation to the FBI. lol
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 8, 2012 - 1:18am
Maturity, Danny, I'm taking about their mental maturity. All were of age. At least I think so. I was never told otherwise. I don't even want to think about stuff like that.
I don't know why I wrote that, but I refuse to delete it. I know you got what I was talking about. This is why people shouldn't write at 3 in the morning. You just aren't mentally right.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyFebruary 8, 2012 - 1:45am
That's the best reason to write.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 8, 2012 - 5:43am
Like how women say they have dated men and boys. I get it.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 7:44am
Okay, the secret
to a delicious baked 'fried' chicken is to use panko bread crumbs and crushed up french fried onions to coat it with. It's crispy and yummy!
??? That's the secret you built up? I don't believe you. I think you had a secret you kinda wanted to share, but at the last second you chickened out and came up with this instead.
You totally owe me.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 8:04am
"You totally owe me."
I gave you the chance to name a back up prize! You chose not to.
Did I have another secret? I can't remember.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 8:15am
Cheap. I'm relieved I didn't tell you my real rapper name.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 8:20am
Oh!
See, that is a sign of bad faith right there. What if I had given out a really serious personal secret...and you didn't even tell me your real rapper name? Where is the trust, Utah?
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 9:12am
See, you even admit that your secret was geared to be a let-down. I direct your question back at you: where is the trust, Avery?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 9:18am
Hmmm.
Well, to be fair, I'm a grown up. I don't have that many actual secrets.
So, I need to offer something less ambiguous I guess.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 9:20am
Geez, I just knew you were going to play the "I'm a grownup" card. I should have expected a chicken recipe. *wanders off, kicking pebbles*
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 9:32am
Aww. Don't kick anything. Surely I have a secret. I just can't think of one that would be entertaining to a mass audience.
*winks in appeasement*
I got fired from a job once! I don't tell that very often. Is that one good?
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February 8, 2012 - 9:37am
This thread makes me lazy and I don't do reviews. But it's the highlight of my day.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:00am
I seriously googled "Cooking secrets" as soon as I saw the secret and I was sure that it was going to be in the top 5.
I've been fired... 3 times (and the first time was for STEALING! Money even! I don't steal! I had plenty of money! (I was working 2 jobs at the time, but the other one was a very laid back sort of job and I spent most of that money... recreationally) They said they had video cameras and that they could prove who really did it, but they still took the excuse to fire every driver working that night.). But that information can be obtained through other channels. I don't think employment history is much of a secret.
If you had been really clever the secret would have been "sometimes you can engineer an unequal exchange by promising to tell secrets you don't have."
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:00am
I just asked my best friend what my secrets were (she keeps better track than I do). She listed a few - none of which I am really willing to tell you people. Apparently, I do have secrets!!
OKay, what else do I have to barter with online?
I'll tell you my shoe size. That's pretty shocking.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:10am
How about you just give us this "best friend's" email address and we'll write her and ask her what your secrets are.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:20am
Hah!!! That would be giving away HER secret! I can't do that.
I did email her I was digging a "secret hole" and I swear I heard her laugh from one county over.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:24am
Jesus. Word choice.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:26am
I can see the sharks circling around your last post.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:34am
No, no. I'm sure it's fine.
But seriously, I have to quit using that phrase.
I have to admit - everyone has been very polite about this. Good job, men. Should I just start telling other people's secrets? I know lots of those.
Wait a minute? What am I doing this for?
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February 8, 2012 - 10:38am
I'm scared of girls. Thats not so much a secret though as it is a sad fact.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:55am
Thanks for your bravery there, Jacks.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 8, 2012 - 10:55am
I'm not scared of girls. I'm scared I will not find one that I can live my life with. I don't know which is worse, being alone or being in a relationship without a real connection you feel deep down in your gut. I think being in an emtionless relationship. I can tolerate myself.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 11:38am
Wow. This just got real.
*backs away slowly*
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedFebruary 8, 2012 - 11:42am
I'm worried I'll meet a woman, fall madly in love, we'll get married, have a baby, and I'll be a horrible father.
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesFebruary 8, 2012 - 11:47am
I'm worried about why my grapes taste like perfume.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 11:52am
I'm worried my coffee won't wake me up from my post-lunch nap.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:00pm
I'm worried Utah will never tell me his true rapper name. And then I'm worried that once I find out...I'll be a bad friend.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:01pm
I'm also worried that this box of chocolates I just got is poisoned - because they taste strange. I'm still eating them.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:04pm
Is it that box of chocolates I sent you? Because if it is...yeah. It's poisoned.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:11pm
I'm flattered that you sent me poisoned chocolates! Wait - is that the right response? Horrified. That's what I mean. Horrified.
Whatevs - I'm eating them anyway.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:12pm
I do only poison with the best.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:13pm
Now I know your secret.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:14pm
Yeah. Good thing for me you won't be able to tell anybody.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:19pm
But I just did. Wait - do you mean the poison? Because I was talking about the other thing.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:22pm
I meant the...what?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:24pm
You know.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 8, 2012 - 12:33pm
I got pics of jfdiaz's junk that I am willing to sell for a buck fifty....per inch! So three dollars total.
^^ burn ^^ haha
Okay, the secret
to a delicious baked 'fried' chicken is to use panko bread crumbs and crushed up french fried onions to coat it with. It's crispy and yummy!
No lemon zest?
Nope! Maybe some pepper. But beware of the salt, because the french friend onions are pretty salty all on their own.
I feel like that was a good secret.
@ Alien: Make it two bucks an inch, you'll get your three dollars then. Maybe you would like to also put out their that I'm still a virgin too?
jfdiaz--you are so not a virgin? ARE YOU?
okay, I'll be nice. Ten bucks an inch so I can make a good 100 dollars.
Alien, I am a virgin. Just ask my ex-wife. Don't ever be nice for me. The meaner the better. It makes life interesting. I'll let you know if you cross the double yellow line.
Well, I didn't know if you were one of those weird people who waited until marriage. I forgot you were married. If I haven't crossed the double yellow line by now then I should be fine.
Alien you are rookie status compared to the hell I've been through. But no, I'm not like Tebow. I think I've been with maybe two or three women. The rest were girls.
Oh, you mean my insults are like fine wine? 2 or 3 women, the rest were girls...I'm not sure what that means unless it was a confession to having sex with underage girls in which I am reporting this conversation to the FBI. lol
Maturity, Danny, I'm taking about their mental maturity. All were of age. At least I think so. I was never told otherwise. I don't even want to think about stuff like that.
I don't know why I wrote that, but I refuse to delete it. I know you got what I was talking about. This is why people shouldn't write at 3 in the morning. You just aren't mentally right.
That's the best reason to write.
Like how women say they have dated men and boys. I get it.
??? That's the secret you built up? I don't believe you. I think you had a secret you kinda wanted to share, but at the last second you chickened out and came up with this instead.
You totally owe me.
"You totally owe me."
I gave you the chance to name a back up prize! You chose not to.
Did I have another secret? I can't remember.
Cheap. I'm relieved I didn't tell you my real rapper name.
Oh!
See, that is a sign of bad faith right there. What if I had given out a really serious personal secret...and you didn't even tell me your real rapper name? Where is the trust, Utah?
See, you even admit that your secret was geared to be a let-down. I direct your question back at you: where is the trust, Avery?
Hmmm.
Well, to be fair, I'm a grown up. I don't have that many actual secrets.
So, I need to offer something less ambiguous I guess.
Geez, I just knew you were going to play the "I'm a grownup" card. I should have expected a chicken recipe. *wanders off, kicking pebbles*
Aww. Don't kick anything. Surely I have a secret. I just can't think of one that would be entertaining to a mass audience.
*winks in appeasement*
I got fired from a job once! I don't tell that very often. Is that one good?
This thread makes me lazy and I don't do reviews. But it's the highlight of my day.
I seriously googled "Cooking secrets" as soon as I saw the secret and I was sure that it was going to be in the top 5.
I've been fired... 3 times (and the first time was for STEALING! Money even! I don't steal! I had plenty of money! (I was working 2 jobs at the time, but the other one was a very laid back sort of job and I spent most of that money... recreationally) They said they had video cameras and that they could prove who really did it, but they still took the excuse to fire every driver working that night.). But that information can be obtained through other channels. I don't think employment history is much of a secret.
If you had been really clever the secret would have been "sometimes you can engineer an unequal exchange by promising to tell secrets you don't have."
I just asked my best friend what my secrets were (she keeps better track than I do). She listed a few - none of which I am really willing to tell you people. Apparently, I do have secrets!!
OKay, what else do I have to barter with online?
I'll tell you my shoe size. That's pretty shocking.
How about you just give us this "best friend's" email address and we'll write her and ask her what your secrets are.
Hah!!! That would be giving away HER secret! I can't do that.
I did email her I was digging a "secret hole" and I swear I heard her laugh from one county over.
Jesus. Word choice.
I can see the sharks circling around your last post.
No, no. I'm sure it's fine.
But seriously, I have to quit using that phrase.
I have to admit - everyone has been very polite about this. Good job, men. Should I just start telling other people's secrets? I know lots of those.
Wait a minute? What am I doing this for?
I'm scared of girls. Thats not so much a secret though as it is a sad fact.
Thanks for your bravery there, Jacks.
I'm not scared of girls. I'm scared I will not find one that I can live my life with. I don't know which is worse, being alone or being in a relationship without a real connection you feel deep down in your gut. I think being in an emtionless relationship. I can tolerate myself.
Wow. This just got real.
*backs away slowly*
I'm worried I'll meet a woman, fall madly in love, we'll get married, have a baby, and I'll be a horrible father.
I'm worried about why my grapes taste like perfume.
I'm worried my coffee won't wake me up from my post-lunch nap.
I'm worried Utah will never tell me his true rapper name. And then I'm worried that once I find out...I'll be a bad friend.
I'm also worried that this box of chocolates I just got is poisoned - because they taste strange. I'm still eating them.
Is it that box of chocolates I sent you? Because if it is...yeah. It's poisoned.
I'm flattered that you sent me poisoned chocolates! Wait - is that the right response? Horrified. That's what I mean. Horrified.
Whatevs - I'm eating them anyway.
I do only poison with the best.
Now I know your secret.
Yeah. Good thing for me you won't be able to tell anybody.
But I just did. Wait - do you mean the poison? Because I was talking about the other thing.
I meant the...what?
You know.