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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch January 24, 2012 - 11:07am
Cynic, and I like to write that way too; why would I care if the world doesn't?
25% (13 votes)
Romantic, and my fiction shows it; there are still ideals to fight for.
8% (4 votes)
Romantic, but I write like a cynic so I sound cool.
6% (3 votes)
Cynic, but I write like a romantic to get romantic attention.
4% (2 votes)
I keep a balance between the two. We are complex beings.
58% (31 votes)
Total votes: 53

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 24, 2012 - 11:32am

Are we supposed to confess to which one we are?

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postpomo from Canada is reading words words words January 24, 2012 - 11:47am

I'm a rancorous sentimentalist...

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff January 24, 2012 - 11:54am

I'm a stubborn mofo

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Jay.SJ from London is reading Warmed and Bound January 24, 2012 - 12:07pm

Cynical muthafucka

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly January 24, 2012 - 1:29pm

Cynical and proud

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postpomo from Canada is reading words words words January 24, 2012 - 1:42pm

also smartass

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter January 24, 2012 - 4:07pm

Cynical, but at times my romantic side seeps through the cracks.

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. January 24, 2012 - 4:24pm

Cynical. Though I find myself doubting that I lack the motivation and dedication of a true cynic.

Then again I'm dubious as to whether true cynics exist. Or even true romantics. Part of me thinks this whole conversation is moot.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts January 24, 2012 - 4:33pm

Oh fuck off.

 

 

(nah, you guys are cool.)

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Nick from Toronto is reading Adjustment Day January 24, 2012 - 8:29pm

Romantic, but I write like a cynic so I sound cool.

... thanks for making me say that out loud.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch January 24, 2012 - 8:48pm

I confess to being both, which means internal turmoil. I love the fact that people can vote anonymously, which probably makes them honest! Thanks for playing!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 25, 2012 - 1:27am

I'm only romantic if it involves sex.

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Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu January 25, 2012 - 4:32am

I'm both but I lean more towards being a romantic; but I'm a very private romantic. It stays between me and my lady, although public displays of affection are always nice. My true romantic-ness stays between me and her though. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel January 25, 2012 - 6:05am

I'm a black humored romantic who is turning more and more cynical after each tryst.

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Fylh from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is reading January 25, 2012 - 9:03am

I'm a badass.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated January 25, 2012 - 10:18am

There is a difference between a cynic and a romantic besides the kind of week they've had?

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. January 25, 2012 - 10:38am

Yeah I couldn't find the bad ass option either so I didn't vote.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated January 25, 2012 - 8:20pm

Well played sir.

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Arden Byrne from The Great White Frozen North is reading The Lies of Locke Lamora January 25, 2012 - 10:07pm

I'm a cynic on the outside.  But as George Carlin said, "Scratch a cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist."  Which...well, yeah.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch January 26, 2012 - 9:49am

Oh crap, that's why it hurts when I scratch myself.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 26, 2012 - 10:12am

I fully agree with jfdiaz.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig January 26, 2012 - 11:53am

Depends on my mood, but usually somewhere in the middle, although often to one extreme. I can believe in everyone and everything and the power of love and music and working together one minute, and just really fucking hate humanity the next.

I think my writing is more cynical. I don't have many happy endings, or the ones I have are "happy--but".

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Jack from England is reading texts of rejection from pretty ladies January 26, 2012 - 12:16pm

I'm chaotic neutral.

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Karina from UK/Hong Kong is reading the usual trash January 26, 2012 - 1:21pm

Such a hopeless romantic that reality will never live up to my ideals.  Ever.  Which makes me a stone cold cynic.  Oooh - paradox.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch January 26, 2012 - 5:21pm

@ Jack, I just learned last weekend what chaotic neutral is! (funny that's what I picked).

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff January 27, 2012 - 7:09am

Did the alignment some time ago, pretty sure I'm chaotic neutral too :)

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry January 27, 2012 - 8:47am

I don't like making decisions, so I chose "mixed".  I am ideologically a mongrel.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated January 27, 2012 - 1:33pm

If you guys came up "chaotic neutral" instead of your characters, I'm really sorry for you.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 January 28, 2012 - 8:32am

Depends on my mood, I pee and poo almost every day though.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff January 28, 2012 - 2:01pm

@Dwayne: you should be sorry for those who got ground to describe my character.

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Amcii Cullum from Columbia, SC; now living in Atlanta, GA is reading currently, several source materials for JavaScript and JQuery April 11, 2012 - 9:28am

I like chaotic neutral but I think I fall under the chaotic category, fortunately or unfortunately.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 9:31am

I wonder who else voted "Romantic, and my fiction shows it; there are still ideals to fight for" not many of us out there it appears....

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 9:33am

Hint: It wasn't me.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 9:35am

I call bull shit....you even wrote a romance novel...which leaves one more person unaccounted for. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 10:31am

No, I didn't.  I wrote a book about a woman getting raped, a guy committing suicide, and everyone sitting around unhappy all day long.

I'm a cynic. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 11, 2012 - 10:37am

So it was a historical romance.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 10:39am

Bwahahahaha!

You're a devil. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 10:51am

I could have swore you told me you did and that it was on a happy shelf like the others....I'll have to find it...

 

meh

 

Who voted romantic ect ect 

Show yourself! 

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Grigori Black from US is reading Radium Girls by Amanda Gowin April 11, 2012 - 11:27am

@Avery

 I wrote a book about a woman getting raped, a guy committing suicide, and everyone sitting around unhappy all day long.

I'm a cynic.

 

So you've read my book then?

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 11, 2012 - 11:32am

My idea of love is pretty cynical. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 12:41pm

My idea of love is pretty cynical."

Everytime someone says something like that I laugh....not because it's funny, but I can't help but think of this song. LOL So cliche. 

 

 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like April 11, 2012 - 12:59pm

Cynicism (Greek: κυνισμός), in its original form, refers to the beliefs of an ancient school of Greek philosophers known as the Cynics (Greek: Κυνικοί, Latin: Cynici). Their philosophy was that the purpose of life was to live a life of Virtue in agreement with Nature. This meant rejecting all conventional desires for wealth, power, health, and fame, and by living a simple life free from all possessions. As reasoning creatures, people could gain happiness by rigorous training and by living in a way which was natural for humans. They believed that the world belonged equally to everyone, and that suffering was caused by false judgments of what was valuable and by the worthless customs and conventions which surrounded society. Many of these thoughts were later absorbed into Stoicism. -- Wiki-wiki-wiki-pedia

Weird how things change.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 11, 2012 - 1:15pm

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.....

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SomeoneSomethingJr from the oh so heavenly town of Oslo is reading The Right Madness by James Crumley April 12, 2012 - 12:42am

I sometimes can't tell if I'm a cynic pretending to be a romantic or the other way around.

But I'm quite certain that I'd like to be a romantic - it feels pretty damn stupid saying otherwise.
Who wouldn't wanna kiss the one you love in the pouring rain and then drop meat, buy a house and be fucking peachy until you wither and fade?
 

Are you a cynic by choice or as a result of shitty experiences?

Either way, I don't know what's worse.
 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 12, 2012 - 3:12am

For me, I'll always believe that everyone wants to be loved or understood at some point in their lives, but if someone gets hurt too much they just give up....and there will always be things worth fighting for....but not in the cheesy Bryan Adams way....

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch April 12, 2012 - 6:59am

Funny video Matt!

Isn't being a cynic more or less being bitter? Unless it's a purely philosophical cynicism, in which case the person would be a bit of a prick. Not that there's something wrong with that.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 12, 2012 - 7:06am

Liana called me a bitter prick. 

And I'm fine with that.

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 12, 2012 - 7:18am

kiss the one you love in the pouring rain and then drop meat

This is my phrase of the day. 

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SomeoneSomethingJr from the oh so heavenly town of Oslo is reading The Right Madness by James Crumley April 12, 2012 - 7:43am

Even though I'm probably quite the cynic, I wouldn't say I'm bitter.

A bitter man drapes everything in tar.
While the cynic just adds another shade of black to the palette.
 

That's just my two cents.

 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. April 12, 2012 - 8:25am

I'm a cynic in the old ways, but I'm a practicing romantic.  I became a cynic after reading Lamb, by Christopher Moore and learning that being a cynic didn't mean being a bitter prick (also the name of my new Boy Band).